kiyakotari (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} kiyakotari) wrote,@ 2009-08-28 23:40:00 |
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Conversations in Security
Oh, the wonderful things overheard in the Security Office at the hospital. ^_^;;
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ME: "You do like the shiny silver ones, don't you?"
TED: "They're fucking pretty! You pull your awesome gun out, and BLAM! The last thing they see is something beautiful blowing their fucking head off!"
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TED: "If I only had that staff!"
ME: "Then you could rip people's faces off?"
TED: "No, I don't have a rip people's faces off spec - well, I kind of do, but it only works with certain classes."
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TED: "Lesbians! First they steal our women, then they steal our soda!"
(Note that Ted has no problem at all with homosexuality - but one of our lesbian coworkers had just stolen his soda. Ted has a...special relationship with his soda.Which is ironic, because "his" soda comes from my locker.)
Oh, the wonderful things overheard in the Security Office at the hospital. ^_^;;
ME: "You do like the shiny silver ones, don't you?"
TED: "They're fucking pretty! You pull your awesome gun out, and BLAM! The last thing they see is something beautiful blowing their fucking head off!"
TED: "If I only had that staff!"
ME: "Then you could rip people's faces off?"
TED: "No, I don't have a rip people's faces off spec - well, I kind of do, but it only works with certain classes."
TED: "Lesbians! First they steal our women, then they steal our soda!"
(Note that Ted has no problem at all with homosexuality - but one of our lesbian coworkers had just stolen his soda. Ted has a...special relationship with his soda.
